10 reasons why I never get to the phone on time

I've been getting a lot of missed calls lately. In fact, I think I've not managed to pick up a single call this week. It's always because of one of the following:

1. I'm helping the tot with poop or pee.

2. I'm feeding the tot / the baby.

3. I'm washing something: the tot / the baby / the laundry / the dishes...

4. I'm busy comforting someone: the tot / the baby (sometimes they take turns, sometimes they wail together).

5. I'm cooking.

6. I'm helping the tot with poop or pee again.

7. I'm cleaning something: spilled milk / food on the floor / poop stained clothing...

8. I'm feeding the tot / baby again.

9. I'm busy wolfing down my food before the next call of duty.

10. I've fallen asleep after doing all of the above.